She:
Hey Oliver!!!I can’t believed it!!! You really look like my old ex which was in a military since 1995…are you also a military men?
Me
No, I am your ex and a spy, I have to have you eliminated now because you found me. The doorbell will ring soon. Sorry, darling.
She:
Damn what you tryna says!!!! You only looks like my ex but you can’t be my ex
Me:
I am.
Is it OK If i activate your webcam so that I can make sure my buddies are doing their jobs?
//** your webcam is being activated **//
She:
Why all your peps sounding like hell… Which buddies you talking about?
Where is ya from?
Was your location Oliver ???
Me:
I am not allowed to disclose this. Please stay put.
The buddies whose job it is to make you vanish.
Don’t resist. Then it will not hurt at all.
She:
You English in poor and non understandable [sic!]
Bye
Me:
You are funny, you can’t even spell ?
“Your Enligsh is…”
What country are you in anyway?
She:
Don’t know what you saying everything about you in illiterate
Me:
“Is” not “in”. You should get your money back from the person who taught you English ?
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And ‘what you saying’ shpuld be ‘what are you saying’.
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Oops, a typo. Forgive me, oh princess.
Wird gesendet…